Royal Pain in the Ass

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    Ian gave me a strange look.   “ What do you mean? ”
    “ I don’ t fit in here.   I feel trapped. ”  Ian looked at me for a long moment.  
    “ Amelia, darling, Juliet here isn ’ t feeling well, I think I should take her home.   Lana, make sure Christine buys lots of nice things. ”  Ian grabbed my hand and dragged me out to the limo.
    “ What? ” Lana cried torn between the leaving Ian and Christine still in the bathroom.   I guess she figured Christine was the bigger problem because we managed to get away.
    Ian sprawled out in the back of the limo.   “ How old are you? ”
    “ Twenty-one, ”
    “ How long have you been here? ”
    “ About a week, ”
    Ian nodded.   “I ’ ve had twenty-three years to adjust to this sort of thing.   It takes time.   It ’ s not going to happen overnight.   Some of it will be scary.   Just go with it. ”
    “ Where are we going? ”
    “ To my other little sister ’ s house. ”
    “ I thought Christine was your only sister? ”
    “Let ’ s just say we adopted her, sort of. ”
    We pulled up to a large manor.   I thought the Eastgate estate was huge.   It was a pebble in comparison.
    “IAN!” came a sing-song voice as Ian was tackled as soon as he got out of the limo.   “ I got your text.   We have a new member of the family?   You didn ’ t knock someone up did you, you naughty boy? ” this girl laughed who seemed right at home atop Ian.  
    Ian shook his head laughing.   “ No way Fiore, you ’ re next to bear an heir. ”  His laugh sounded warm, and somehow it didn ’ t seem like something he did often enough.
    “Don ’ t jinx me!” Fiore snapped, holding her index fingers up to make a cross.   “ Hello!   I ’ m Fiore, and you are? ”  asked this girl.   She had dark blonde hair and fair skin.
    “I ’ m Juliet, it ’ s a pleasure. ” I smiled back.  
    “ Oh, you do look like James. ” Fiore beamed.   She got up off of Ian and circled me as I got out of the limo.   I felt like shark bait.   “ I like you. ”
    “ Thanks? ”
     “It ’ s a compliment.   Fiore doesn ’ t like many people off the bat. ” Ian teased.
    “ So, you ’ re new to the whole royalty spiel? ” Fiore asked, focusing all of her attention to me.   “ I have just the thing! ”
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Chapter VIII
     
    I felt more comfortable letting Fiore dress me than Christine.   Ian had changed into a pair of baggy jeans and a t-shirt and was wearing a pair of dark sunglasses and conductor ’ s hat.  I had on a Ramones t-shirt, a pair of shredded jeans, a pair of bright orange aviator shades and a fedora.   Fiore was wearing a purple shirt-dress with black leggings and checkered converse and a top hat.  
    “ The media aren ’ t allowed on my property for fear I will stab them with one of the antique swords or something equally offensive.   But once you leave, you two are on your own.   I ’ ve sent for a car, it ’ s less conspicuous, I ’ m leaving in the limo.   They ’ ll probably follow me, if they don ’ t do the car switcheroo.   Good luck, welcome to the chaos.   And Ian, come see me soon. ”  Fiore pulled Ian into a hug and kissed him on the cheek.   “ Just don’ t be stupid. ” Fiore warned him before pulling me into a hug.   “ Good luck. ”
    We waited about fifteen minutes then got into the car Fiore called.
    “It ’ s not so bad once you get used to it ” Ian assured me.
    I nodded.   “I ’ m sorry if what I said earlier upset you. ”
    “ You didn ’ t upset me. ”
    “Okay.  I have this tendency to open mouth insert foot. ”
    “ That must taste lovely, ” Ian teased.
    “ I don’ t know what I ’ m doing here. ” I admitted.  
    “Does anyone?”
    “ It doesn ’ t make sense. ”
    Ian sighed and leaned back into the seat .  Ian looked at me.   “ Would it

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