Royal Pain in the Ass

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make you feel better if I said my life didn ’ t make sense either? ”
    I shrugged.   “Maybe a little.”
    Ian looked at the roof of the car then back at me.   “I ’ m torn.   I ’ m the heir to the throne, and as such I have responsibilities.   I have to maintain an image, I have to prove to my country and the world that I am worthy of what has been placed upon my shoulders.   I have to base every decision on things like that.   Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have someone telling you when and where to be twenty-four seven?   Someone telling you what you can wear, what you can eat, who you can talk to, or worse who you can love? ”
    I shook my head.   “ I have no idea.   I ’ ve always just kind of done whatever I felt like. ”  I hung my head.   “You ’ re like something trapped at the zoo.   You ’ re like a tiger, you ’ re pretty to look at, but you aren ’ t happy.   You want to be out free living as you choose.   Not having someone schedule your life for you .  . . we ’ re incognito right now, ”
    “Yes,”
    “ Any chance you might want to go exploring? ”
    “Exploring?”
    “ Yes, exploring. ”
    “ What would you like to explore? ”
    “I ’ ve never been to England, so anything.   I haven ’ t really seen anything other than Eastgate estate.   Can ’ t you show me the sites? ”
    Ian sighed.   “I ’ m probably going to regret this, but sure. ”  Ian looked deep in thought for a long moment.   “Let ’ s go to London.”
    “Okay.”
    “ But no one can know who we are. ”
    I nodded.   “ Want to use codenames? ” I smirked.
    Ian rolled his eyes.   “ What did I just get myself into? ”
    I smiled.   “I ’ m a great idea. ”
    Ian ’ s phone started buzzing and he turned it off.   “ No more interruptions.   I haven ’ t been out in the city unhassled in ages. ”
    Ian had the driver stop and we got out on a street corner and he led me by the hand.   “ Welcome to London. ” Ian smiled. 
    “ Can we ride a double decker bus? ”
    Ian laughed.   It was a warm rich sound.   It was one of those laughs that just make you want to smile.   Again I had a feeling this wasn't a common thing for him.   “ If you want, ”
    He let me choose codenames.   Today, his name was Silver Duck and I was 0017.   I think he was regretting letting me choose now.
    “ Juliet, ”
    “ Who? ” I interrupted.  
    Ian sighed. “0017?”
    “Yes, Silver Duck?”
    “ Why can ’ t you call me Ian like a normal person? ”
    “I ’ m not normal. ”
    “ That ’ s for sure. ”
    “ If you want we can go back.   I know I ’ m kind of a lot to handle, especially when you first meet me.   I mean, I ’ m loud, obnoxious, immature, have a tendency to do and say stupid things.   I mean, come on, I just told a prince what he will and will not call me and what he will and will not respond to.   Who does that? ”
    Ian laughed.   “It ’ s alright.   I haven ’ t had this much fun in ages. ”  Ian looked at his watch.   “I ’ m supposed to have a meeting in an hour. ”
    “I ’ m sure we can make it back in time. ”
    Ian shook his head.   “I ’ m already in trouble.   I may as well make it worth my while, right? ”
    I shrugged. “ Well then, oh captain, my captain, where to next? ”
    “ How do you like parks? ”
    “ I love the nature stuff. ”
    “ I know just where to take you then. ”
    Ian led me to a tour bus and we boarded.   We played tourist ogling this and that, oohing and ahing at the appropriate moments.   Personally, I loved it all.   I felt like a kid on Christmas.   I was marveling in Queen Mary ’ s Gardens when I felt something hit my shoulder.   I looked up just in time for it to start down pouring.   I looked at Ian who kind of looked like a cat thrown in a pool.   His shoulders were tense and he looked annoyed.
    “You okay?”
    “Let ’ s go get some tea, ”
    “It ’ s raining, ”
    “

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