just trying to make this job work for my country and the people. It is not easy. Lots of civilians are innocent but there is corrupt suicide bombers and others who would shoot me and my men first chance comes their way.
What is tough Bob is not having the right provisions. I have food and shelter but I can always do with just a little extra for things like cigarettes and maybe some candy and things like this. Do you think as a friend you could send some money maybe just a little? $500 would make my life so much easier here for times when we are not under direct attack.
Gary
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From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: RE: Hello
Gary,
No problem at all, I will send you some cigarettes, a large bag of funsized Milky Ways and some spare military hardware in the form of an intimidating costume (photo attached). Whatâs the best address for you in Afghanistan?
Bob
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From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Hi
My Friend,
Thank you so much for your kindness. I cannot accept packages because we are always on the move and no-one must know where I am so the money is best. Thank you for this Bob I will think of my Scotland friend Bob when I have my rest days and can relax properly with my cigarrates and candy.
Are you OK to send it today by Western Union?
True friend
Gary
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From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: The Bowling Club
Gary,
Itâs all kicking off up the bowling club. I was up there earlier and the atmosphere could poison a shark. No-one is looking anyone in the eye and Archie is swaggering about the place like Eric Bristow on a stag do. I donât like this Gary, I donât like it all.
Will report back soon Gary. Over and out.
Bob
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From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Do not forget the money
Bob,
Sorry to hear this you should ask about and get the true situation that is my main advice.
Did you get my note about sending the money?
Gary
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From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: Bugs?
Gary,
Well itâs as we expected. Archieâs apparently sown up the committee. Theyâre having a meeting tomorrow night and it sounds like heâs going to get rubber stamped through. This is unbelievable, Gary. I thought Britain was a democracy but apparently I was wrong. You were talking the other day about Libya. Well if that boy Gaddafi is run out of Libya then he should get himself along to Broughty Ferry Bowling Club because that mob would probably make him captain. It used to be run by good lads like Bill Wood and Jimmy Walker and itâs heartbreaking to see it like this.
I was thinking about heading back up there and hanging about outside the Presidentâs window. Could you give me some military advice please, Gary? A lot of the time in films you will see people using âbugsâ. Where can I get a bug and when I have hidden the bug how do I go about hearing the thing? Through a Walkman?
On second thoughts the bug plan sounds quite complicated. Would it be easier if you just taught me, over email, how to lip read?
Bob
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From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Yes I can help
Hello Bob
You are having luck because I have 5 years experience in this field. First let me say please this should be confidential what i mean by saying confidential is that it should be strictly private just between you and me only so as not to jeopardies my life and my job.
For tapping in with a bug this can be done easily. I can give you an arrangement to buy one and tell you how to go about this. The right bug can be heard for 50 meters all around. I will show you how to use this when you buy it. this would be best Bob for you to buy a bug through me because for reading lips well this is very hard. Of course I can teach you from my experience but it would take a long time and is different for every
What is tough Bob is not having the right provisions. I have food and shelter but I can always do with just a little extra for things like cigarettes and maybe some candy and things like this. Do you think as a friend you could send some money maybe just a little? $500 would make my life so much easier here for times when we are not under direct attack.
Gary
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: RE: Hello
Gary,
No problem at all, I will send you some cigarettes, a large bag of funsized Milky Ways and some spare military hardware in the form of an intimidating costume (photo attached). Whatâs the best address for you in Afghanistan?
Bob
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Hi
My Friend,
Thank you so much for your kindness. I cannot accept packages because we are always on the move and no-one must know where I am so the money is best. Thank you for this Bob I will think of my Scotland friend Bob when I have my rest days and can relax properly with my cigarrates and candy.
Are you OK to send it today by Western Union?
True friend
Gary
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: The Bowling Club
Gary,
Itâs all kicking off up the bowling club. I was up there earlier and the atmosphere could poison a shark. No-one is looking anyone in the eye and Archie is swaggering about the place like Eric Bristow on a stag do. I donât like this Gary, I donât like it all.
Will report back soon Gary. Over and out.
Bob
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Do not forget the money
Bob,
Sorry to hear this you should ask about and get the true situation that is my main advice.
Did you get my note about sending the money?
Gary
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: Bugs?
Gary,
Well itâs as we expected. Archieâs apparently sown up the committee. Theyâre having a meeting tomorrow night and it sounds like heâs going to get rubber stamped through. This is unbelievable, Gary. I thought Britain was a democracy but apparently I was wrong. You were talking the other day about Libya. Well if that boy Gaddafi is run out of Libya then he should get himself along to Broughty Ferry Bowling Club because that mob would probably make him captain. It used to be run by good lads like Bill Wood and Jimmy Walker and itâs heartbreaking to see it like this.
I was thinking about heading back up there and hanging about outside the Presidentâs window. Could you give me some military advice please, Gary? A lot of the time in films you will see people using âbugsâ. Where can I get a bug and when I have hidden the bug how do I go about hearing the thing? Through a Walkman?
On second thoughts the bug plan sounds quite complicated. Would it be easier if you just taught me, over email, how to lip read?
Bob
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Yes I can help
Hello Bob
You are having luck because I have 5 years experience in this field. First let me say please this should be confidential what i mean by saying confidential is that it should be strictly private just between you and me only so as not to jeopardies my life and my job.
For tapping in with a bug this can be done easily. I can give you an arrangement to buy one and tell you how to go about this. The right bug can be heard for 50 meters all around. I will show you how to use this when you buy it. this would be best Bob for you to buy a bug through me because for reading lips well this is very hard. Of course I can teach you from my experience but it would take a long time and is different for every
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